A passer by musician

May252012

thegestianpoet:

i just went for a run in my neighborhood
as i have done most nights for the past week or two
and tonight i ran past a woman walking her dog and i thought the dog was pooping
AND FOR SOME INSANELY STUPID REASON I DECIDED TO TELL HER “IT’S OK” THAT HER DOG WAS POOPING AS I RAN BY
only I had just done hills and was really out of breath
so I’M PRETTY SURE it came out as
“IT’S OK IF YOU POOP”
LIKE THIS

I TOLD A WOMAN IT WAS OK FOR HER TO POOP AND THEN RAN AWAY FROM HER
HOW DO I REMAIN IN THIS UNIVERSE

i just went for a run in my neighborhood

as i have done most nights for the past week or two

and tonight i ran past a woman walking her dog and i thought the dog was pooping

AND FOR SOME INSANELY STUPID REASON I DECIDED TO TELL HER “IT’S OK” THAT HER DOG WAS POOPING AS I RAN BY

only I had just done hills and was really out of breath

so I’M PRETTY SURE it came out as

“IT’S OK IF YOU POOP”

LIKE THIS

I TOLD A WOMAN IT WAS OK FOR HER TO POOP AND THEN RAN AWAY FROM HER

HOW DO I REMAIN IN THIS UNIVERSE

(via princess-scarlett-marie)

May242012

(Source: shotgunanderson, via youcancallmenorbert)

4PM

Call of help from the FTM and Drag King community

I need a new binder. I’ve been very bad and been using ace bandages along with my T-kingdom zip binder. See, at first the binder was great, but as with all binders, it become loose, so I started to use AB’s to aid the compression. Now its more of a AB for compression and my binder to keep it in place. =/

I did this as I had no money for a new binder, and know very few members of the ftm community to seek help. Now I call to you guys!

Its summer.

Its hot.

I work longer hours now, and my chest back and ribs are starting to feel the effects. (Really, don’t get into the habit of wearing AB’s. Its fine just a couple of hours, and you wear it loosely (making sure you breath fully in when you put it on) but it hurts after a while).

I have a little cash that I can work into my budget, and I need a new binder. I kind of want to stick with what I know, (t-kingdom zip up), but are there any recommendations of other binders. I’ve tried one of the Velcro binders from t-kingdom, and while that had wonderful compression, my boobs poked out the side and rubbed and chaffed. (Ouch!) Never tried anything from underworks. Are they any good? And are there any other binder sights?

Binder Help Male Drag cosplay drag king ftm t-kingdom trans* underworks binders

2PM

What if I sewed those things you can freeze into my binder.

fuckingickyricky:

notquiteluke:

What if we all just sewed little pockets for ice cubes and stuff in to our binders

who cares about the silhouette it would be effective

Yeah, exactly. Lets do that!

I love this idea! =D Though maybe not just ice cubes…they’d melt and it’d look like we were lactating…not so good…

4AM

I interrupt the various bouts of rage and anger on your dash to bring you a seductive duck.

i-like-pigeons:

SEDUCKTIVE

(via youcancallmenorbert)

2AM

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” Albert Einstein (via girlgoesgrrr)

2AM

fart-sama:

justanothertallguy:

Shit just got real fast didn’t it?

choking

True dat, tho it should be lowered to once. It only takes once to make a baby, so why should it take more than twice to legally oppose gay marr….wait…LEGALLY oppose gay marriage? WTH? What is WITH this world!? Like seriously, is the world going to implode if two people who love each other are aloud to marry despite having matching genitals? Married couples have matching everything else! Why can’t some have matching private parts?

(Source: atheistme, via youcancallmenorbert)

2AM

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

canni8al:

do-you-have-a-flag:

thelilnan:

fang-tan:

no-llamas:

videohall:

Slinky is trying so hard

i just watched this entire video. what am i doing with my life.

it’s like a metaphor for life or something

why am I crying

can’t

look

away

wh

I have never urged a slinky on more in my life than just then.

(via youcancallmenorbert)

May232012

I need to meet people in Scotland.

Like more people. And we should all meet up, and go to the beach. And do fun stuff. And have fun. In the sun!

Anyone in?

Scotland Edinburgh fun in the sun

4PM

I suppose it’s just me who thinks that JK Rowling should just let Harry Potter lie.

fuckingickyricky:

Like, you wrote the books, they were a fabulous success, you tied the ends off nicely. Time to leave it alone now.

Is she really still banging on about it? She could never mention the name every again and live off its profits! It was an awesome set of books, but…can she not do something new/different now?

4PM

fuckingickyricky:

I think it’s the right kind of weather for suggestive lolly-licking.

4PM

stfuconservatives:

animeaves:

hokarotsukino:

mscaptains:

STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters… S.T..R …
My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.

STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call an ambulance)

They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid’s husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital. At 6:00 pm, Ingrid passed away.
She had suffered a stroke at the party. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today.

Some don’t die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this…

STROKE IDENTIFICATION:

A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.

RECOGNIZING A STROKE

Remember the ‘3’ steps, STR . Read and Learn!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster.
The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions :

S * Ask the individual to SMILE ..
T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg ‘It is sunny out today’).
R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS .

If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.

NOTE : Another ‘sign’ of a stroke is
1. Ask the person to ‘stick’ out their tongue.
2. If the tongue is ‘crooked’, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke.

A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.

And it could be your own.

First reblog post that actually saves a fucking life.

This is a life-saving post.

the more you know

yeah don’t think that this can’t happen to you or someone you know if they’re young. my cousin’s wife is 33 and she had a stroke last year

I’ve had a stroke. It happens to people, and the more you know about this kind of stuff, the better.Because it could be important to know.

LIVE SAVING. WOOOAHH. REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

Had a family member almost die of one, so signal boosting because you never know when you could save a life.

Remember:

S * Ask the individual to SMILE ..
T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg ‘It is sunny out today’).
R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS .